Here's What You Do When You Can't Find Your Shoe: Ingenious Inventions for Pesky Problems
(Do spiders make you squirm? Stop turning down picnic invi...)
Do spiders make you squirm? Stop turning down picnic invitations today and get a Super Spider Spotter. You'll never be surprised by one again! Are you a messy eater? Buy a Crumbunny and watch it nibble up your problems! Is it time to floss between your toes? Pick up some of Filbert's Footsie Floss and they'll be clean in no time! Have you ever tried to walk a llama? It's tricky, but you too can do it with the Heavenly Heights Hitch and Harness! Here, in this collection of uninvented inventions, are the answers to some of life's peculiar problems. Kids will wish they truly existed, especially the next time the dog comes home after having been sprayed by a skunk!
(The Bicklebys' yard is in chaos. There's a moose running ...)
The Bicklebys' yard is in chaos. There's a moose running amuck, crows stealing bows, a bee in a stinging mood, a boy who can't stop sneezing, and a mailman who's about to make the most unusual delivery of his career. But how did the craziness commence? And what exactly is in that great big box the mailman's lugging up the path? A comedy of errors that’ll deliver giggles galore.
(Andrea Perry's Rise is poetry that maintains a fierce and...)
Andrea Perry's Rise is poetry that maintains a fierce and unflinching hope in the midst of the world's fracture and dislocation. It looks fixedly at social, political, and environmental violence, but never falters in its insistence that other ways of being are possible, that moments of true relation and wholeness might be found, even if only in unexpected ways. It moves frequently by drawing connections between apparently disjointed images and opposed ideas, provoking a surprising sense of unity among what appears to be scattered and disparate elements. In this way, it speaks intimately to the complexities of living with both conscience and hope in the world today.
Andrea Perry is an American writer and poet. She is the author of Bottle Rocket Hearts, Holding Still for as Long as Possible, Here's What You Do When You Can't Find Your Shoe, and The Snack Smasher: And Other Reasons Why It's Not My Fault.
Background
Andrea Perry was born on September 10, 1956, in Cincinnati, Ohio, United States. She is the daughter of William and Patricia Fitz. As a child, Perry's mother introduced her to the works of Dr. Seuss, which contributed to her love of rhyme and verse.
Education
Andrea graduated from Carlow College (present-day Carlow University) with a Bachelor of Arts in 1979. In 1980 she got a Master of Education from the University of Pittsburgh.
Though Andrea Perry never planned to become a writer, she experimented with poetry throughout her life. She began writing in earnest while raising her toddlers. After winning a few local poetry contests, Perry took a course in children's writing at the suggestion of her mother.
Perry published her first book, Here's What You Do When You Can't Find Your Shoe: Ingenious Inventions for Pesky Problems in 2003. This is a book with many poems about ingenious inventions for pesky problems. These inventions are silly and fun. Each poem is about a different invention including the sure-footed shoe finder, maxi umbrellas, and the acme super spider spotter.
Her second book Stink Stoppers! (2003) is a rhyming collection of uninvented inventions that contains the answers to all of life's peculiar problems.
In 2007 The Snack Smasher: And Other Reasons Why It's Not My Fault was published. In this book, Perry offers a rogues' gallery of scoundrels who have mastered the art of annoying and antagonizing children. The "Scary-Hair Fairy," for example, always strikes just before Picture Day at school, and youngsters who find themselves just short of completing their latest jigsaw puzzle masterpiece have the "Puzzle-Piece Eater" to blame. Nasty spills are certainly the work of the "Cap-Napper and Lid Lifter," and the "Dastardly Snack Smasher" loves to crumble tasty treats while leaving liver and spinach intact.
Perry's recent book Rise (2016) is poetry that maintains a fierce and unflinching hope in the midst of the world's fracture and dislocation. It looks fixedly at social, political, and environmental violence, but never falters in its insistence that other ways of being are possible, that moments of true relation and wholeness might be found, even if only in unexpected ways. It moves frequently by drawing connections between apparently disjointed images and opposed ideas, provoking a surprising sense of unity among what appears to be scattered and disparate elements. In this way, it speaks intimately to the complexities of living with both conscience and hope in the world today.
Achievements
Andrea Perry is a prolific author of books for children, a pair of well-received works of poetry. Her books received positive acclaims from critics.