Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick

( Ferris Bueller meets La Femme Nikita in this funny, act...)

Ferris Bueller meets La Femme Nikita in this funny, action-packed young adult novel. It’s prom night—and Perry just wants to stick to his own plan and finally play a muchanticipated gig with his band in the Big Apple. But when his mother makes him take Gobija Zaksauskas—their quiet, geeky Lithuanian exchange student—to the prom, he never expects that his ordinary high school guy life will soon turn on its head. Perry finds that Gobi is on a mission, and Perry has no other choice but to go along for a reckless ride through Manhattan’s concrete grid with a trained assassin in Dad’s red Jag. Infused with capers, car chases, heists, hits, henchmen, and even a bear fight, this story mixes romance, comedy, and tragedy in a true teen coming-of-age adventure—and it’s not over until it’s “au revoir.”

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Chasing the Dead #3

(Two terrifying encounters with her daughter's kidnapper h...)

Two terrifying encounters with her daughter's kidnapper have left Sue with blood on her hands and a trail of bodies in her wake and no hope of saving her daughter... until the one person alive with the means of helping her reveals himself and provides Sue with the twisted supernatural history of her tormentor and possibly the means to destroy him...

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Star Wars: Red Harvest

( Unlike other young Jedi sidelined to the Agricultural C...)

Unlike other young Jedi sidelined to the Agricultural Corps—those whose abilities have not proved up to snuff—Hestizo Trace possesses one extraordinary Force talent: a gift with plants. But suddenly her quiet existence among greenhouse and garden specimens is violently destroyed by the arrival of an emissary from Darth Scabrous, a Sith Lord with a fanatical dream poised to become nightmarish reality. For the rare black orchid that Hestizo has nurtured and bonded with is the final ingredient in an ancient Sith formula—crucial to the Dark Lord’s obsession, but with consequences far worse than fatal. Now, spawned by a heretofore unknown virus, the rotting, ravenous dead are rising, driven by a bloodthirsty hunger for all things living—and commanded by a Sith Master who lusts for power and the ultimate prize: immortality . . . no matter the cost.

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Star Wars: Maul: Lockdown by Joe Schreiber (12-Feb-2015) Paperback

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Supernatural: The Unholy Cause

(A Supernatural novel that reveals a previously unseen adv...)

A Supernatural novel that reveals a previously unseen adventure for the Winchester brothers, from the hit CW series! Way back in April 1862, Confederate Captain Jubal Beauchamp leads a charge across a Georgia battleground… Fast forward to 2009 and a civil war re-enactment becomes all too real. When Sam and Dean head down south to investigate they find that history has got somewhat out of hand…

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Game Over, Pete Watson

( "A progressively silly, retro-geeky action story for th...)

"A progressively silly, retro-geeky action story for the YOLO generation." —Kirkus Reviews Mega-gamer Pete Watson needs just twenty dollars more to buy the all-new Brawl-A-Thon 3000 XL. So he sells a beat-up CommandRoid 85 arcade game (containing top-secret government intel!) owned by his boring old dad (super-spy trapped inside the CommandRoid!), to an exterminator (evil mastermind bent on global destruction!!!). Pete’s gaming skills are put to the test as he fights evil villains, giant mechanical bugs, and a global cyberattack from within the CommandRoid. And tries to impress Callie Midwood with his skills, or whatever.

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Eat the Dark: A Novel

(“A harrowing, up-all-night read with delicious scares at ...)

“A harrowing, up-all-night read with delicious scares at every turn. Joe Schreiber knows just what terrifies us, and his masterly skills are on full display.” –Tess Gerritsen, author of The Bone Garden “One part noir, one part horror, one part the uniquely talented Joe Schreiber. Dark, chilling, scary–I couldn’t put it down.” –Peter Abrahams, author of Nerve Damage Escorted from prison under heavy guard, murderous psychopath Frank Snow is scheduled for an emergency brain scan at Tanglewood Memorial Hospital, an institution that is closing its doors after one final night of operation. But Snow has something far more terrifying planned. And once the lights go out, a fiendish game of hide-and-seek begins. Alone in the dark with a homicidal madman who knows their fears, their secrets, and their every move, MRI technician Mike Hughes, his wife and child, and the other unlucky souls trapped in the hospital have no choice but to duel with the devil incarnate. If they play by their stalker’s twisted rules, some of them might just survive. But there’s more to Frank Snow than the naked eye can see . . . or the sane mind can bear. “Eat the Dark is a tight novel of terror. Well written, fast paced, with a grip like a claw. I loved it.” –Joe R. Lansdale, author of The Bottoms “Reminiscent of Stephen King’s early work, Eat the Dark is a terrifying, claustrophobic, bone-chilling, unputdownable masterpiece of suspense fiction. Human monster Frank Snow is a wonderful creation.” –Jason Starr, author of The Follower “I didn't just Eat the Dark–I gorged on it. It’s a master class in fast-moving, scary-as-sh*t storytelling.” –Duane Swierczynski, author of Severance Package

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Star Wars: Red Harvest Publisher: LucasBooks

(Review "A careful and effective mix of Gothic horror, sur...)

Review "A careful and effective mix of Gothic horror, survival thriller, and Star Wars."-Big Shiny Robot Product Description The era of the Old Republic is a dark and dangerous time, as Jedi Knights valiantly battle the Sith Lords and their ruthless armies. But the Sith have disturbing plans-and none more so than the fulfillment of Darth Scabrous's fanatical dream, which is about to become nightmarish reality. Unlike those other Jedi sidelined to the Agricultural Corps-young Jedi whose abilities have not proved up to snuff-Hestizo Trace possesses one extraordinary Force talent: a gift with plants. Suddenly her quiet existence among greenhouse and garden specimens is violently destroyed by the arrival of an emissary from Darth Scabrous. For the rare black orchid that she has nurtured and bonded with is the final ingredient in an ancient Sith formula that promises to grant Darth Scabrous his greatest desire. But at the heart of the formula is a never-before-seen virus that's worse than fatal-it doesn't just kill, it transforms. Now the rotting, ravenous dead are rising, driven by a bloodthirsty hunger for all things living-and commanded by a Sith Master with an insatiable lust for power and the ultimate prize: immortality . . . no matter the cost. Features a bonus section following the novel that includes a primer on the Star Wars expanded universe, and over half a dozen excerpts from some of the most popular Star Wars books of the last thirty years!

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Lenny Cyrus, School Virus - Street Smart By Schreiber, Joe ( Author ) Paperback 2014

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Star Wars: Death Troopers 1st (first) edition Text Only

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Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick by Joe Schreiber (25-Oct-2011) Hardcover

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Death Troopers (Star Wars) (Star Wars - Legends)

(When the Imperial prison barge Purge—temporary home to fi...)

When the Imperial prison barge Purge—temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves—breaks down in a distant part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back—bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine. And death is only the beginning. The Purge’s half-dozen survivors will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

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Death Troopers (Star Wars) (Star Wars - Legends) by Joe Schreiber (2010-10-26)

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Game Over, Pete Watson by Joe Schreiber (2015-07-07)

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Lockdown: Star Wars Legends (Maul)

(NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Set before the events of Star ...)

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Set before the events of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, this new novel is a thrilling follow-up to Star Wars: Darth Plagueis.   It's kill or be killed in the space penitentiary that houses the galaxy’s worst criminals, where convicts face off in gladiatorial combat while an underworld gambling empire reaps the profits of the illicit blood sport. But the newest contender in this savage arena, as demonic to behold as he is deadly to challenge, is fighting for more than just survival. His do-or-die mission, for the dark masters he serves, is to capture the ultimate weapon: an object that will enable the Sith to conquer the galaxy.   Sith lords Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious are determined to possess the prize. And one of the power-hungry duo has his own treacherous plans for it. But first, their fearsome apprentice must take on a bloodthirsty prison warden, a cannibal gang, cutthroat crime lord Jabba the Hutt, and an unspeakable alien horror. No one else could brave such a gauntlet of death and live. But no one else is the dreaded dark-side disciple known as Darth Maul. Praise for Lockdown   “Schreiber . . . was a great choice for this novel, imbuing the story with a dark, foreboding tone while never quite stepping into the horror territories that Death Troopers and Red Harvest took us.”—Jedi News   “Fans of the dark side should rejoice. Lockdown delivers a can’t-put-this-down tale of scum and villainy.”—Club Jade   “Lockdown is an action-packed ride that spins one entertaining chapter after another. The multiple layers of story keeps readers guessing what will happen next and just who will live and who will die. . . . It certainly adds to the character of Darth Maul while matching Darth Plagueis’s complexity with sheer fun. . . . Five out of five metal bikinis.”—Roqoo Depot   “Somehow, Schreiber is able to skate the line between hard-hitting prison story and the adventure and excitement I love from Star Wars in a way that doesn’t betray either genre. It’s really quite masterful.”—Big Shiny Robot   “Lockdown is an exciting, engaging read. . . . It actually lines up beautifully for a sequel, which I, for one, would love to read.”—Coffee with Kenobi   “The novel makes The Clone Wars better. It also illuminates The Phantom Menace. I think it’s the hallmark of the best tie-in fiction to resonate throughout other parts of the expanded universe in that way.”—Knights’ Archive   “By the fiftieth page, I was hooked. . . . Lockdown is a wonderful ‘antihero’ novel, where it’s just fine to root for the villain, because there are even worse things out there. This book was so fun and entertaining. I’ll have to keep an eye out for more Star Wars books from Schreiber.”—Seattle Geekly From the Hardcover edition.

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Star Wars - Death Troopers - Book Club Edition

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Death Troopers (Star Wars (Random House Audio)) DEATH TROOPERS (STAR WARS (RANDOM HOUSE AUDIO)) By Schreiber, Joe ( Author )Oct-13-2009 Compact Disc

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Death Troopers: Star Wars by Schreiber, Joe(October 13, 2009) Hardcover

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STAR WARS DEATH TROOPERS BY Schreiber, Joe (Author) Lucas Books (publisher) Massmarketpaperback

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GAME OVER, PETE WATSON By Schreiber, Joe ( Author ) Hardcover Mar-11-2014

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Chasing the Dead: A Novel

(“You have a very lovely little girl,” breathed the voice ...)

“You have a very lovely little girl,” breathed the voice on the phone. And just like that, Susan Young is drawn into a living nightmare. A stranger has kidnapped Sue’s daughter, Veda. But he doesn’t want her money, only her suffering–and he will kill Veda if Sue doesn’t follow his every command. With detailed instructions, the faceless abductor leads Sue into a blinding snowstorm on the longest night of the year, to a place she has not traveled to since childhood. The voice on the other end of the line somehow knows Sue’s deepest, most chilling secret–an ominous incident from her past, buried long ago... Across the loneliest back roads of Massachusetts, in the black expanse of a New England winter, Sue is forced to confront her most awful fears as she is met at each step by ever increasing horrors created by a monster who is surely something less than human. In the hope of saving her daughter from a kidnapper whose origin seems darker than anything she could ever have imagined, Sue will discover just how much trauma and fright the human body is capable of absorbing. Set over the course of a single night, Chasing the Dead is a fast-paced, ferociously tense supernatural thriller. With the skill of masters like Dean Koontz and David Morrell, Joe Schreiber has created a tableau of shock and horror, death and destruction, that will draw you in and never let you go. From the Hardcover edition.

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DEATH TROOPERS WITH POSTER BY Schreiber, Joe (Author) Lucas Books (publisher) Hardcover

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Star WarsTM Darth Maul: In Eisen: Roman (German Edition)

(Vielleicht nicht der mächtigste Diener der dunklen Seite ...)

Vielleicht nicht der mächtigste Diener der dunklen Seite – aber der coolste! Der finstere Sith-Lord Darth Sidious entsendet Darth Maul auf eine todbringende Mission. Sein Schüler soll ein geheimes Gefängnis infiltrieren. Und während er dort in einer illegalen Arena gegen die brutalsten Kriminellen der Galaxis antritt, muss er zugleich den heimtückischen Plan seines Meisters vorantreiben. Sollte Darth Maul Erfolg haben, sind die Sith ihrer Rache an den Jedi-Rittern einen Schritt nähergekommen. Sollte er scheitern … Nun … Versagen ist keine Option!

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Lenny Cyrus, School Virus

( It seemed so logical at first. Fourteen-year-old Lenny ...)

It seemed so logical at first. Fourteen-year-old Lenny Cyrus had loved Zooey Andrews since third grade. All the boy genius needed to do to win her heart was shrink down to the size of an amoeba, ooze into a gelatin capsule, and have his friend Harlan slip it (him!) into Zooey’s Diet Coke. Told in three voices, this fantastical middle grade novel takes Lenny deep into Zooey’s loud, splashing innards. The question is, will Lenny and Zooey survive his crazy experiment in nanotechnology?

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Star Wars: Red Harvest Audiobook, Unabridged Publisher: Random House Audio; Unabridged edition

(Will be shipped from US. Brand new copy.)

Will be shipped from US. Brand new copy.

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Star Wars: Red Harvest by Joe Schreiber (1-Mar-2012) Paperback

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Star Wars: Death Troopers (Hardcover)

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No Doors, No Windows: A Novel

(When madness is your inheritance, how do you escape it? ...)

When madness is your inheritance, how do you escape it? Scott Mast thought he got away–first from a family haunted by a dark fate, then from a dull career writing greeting cards in Seattle. But now he has come back to his New Hampshire hometown only to find that his family is in ruins, his nephew needs a home, and a shattering truth is clawing its way into the light. Fifteen years ago, Scott’s mother died in a fire. And now the shadowy circumstances–the bodies buried beneath the ashes, the lives ripped apart that fateful day–are starting to be revealed. The answers unspool in the pages of a peculiar old manuscript–an unfinished ghost story written in his father’s own hand that beckons Scott out to a strange house in the woods with a lightless corridor that cannot be seen from the outside. Here Scott Mast will uncover all that has been hidden–and perhaps finish his father’s unspeakable work.

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(Chasing the Dead) By (author) Joe Schreiber published on (December, 2007)

("You have a very lovely little girl," breathed the voice ...)

"You have a very lovely little girl," breathed the voice on the phone. And just like that, Susan Young is drawn into a living nightmare. A stranger has kidnapped Sue's daughter, Veda. But he doesn't want her money, only her suffering-and he will kill Veda if Sue doesn't follow his every command. With detailed instructions, the faceless abductor leads Sue into a blinding snowstorm on the longest night of the year, to a place she has not traveled to since childhood. The voice on the other end of the line somehow knows Sue's deepest, most chilling secret-an ominous incident from her past, buried long ago... Across the loneliest back roads of Massachusetts, in the black expanse of a New England winter, Sue is forced to confront her most awful fears as she is met at each step by ever increasing horrors created by a monster who is surely something less than human. In the hope of saving her daughter from a kidnapper whose origin seems darker than anything she could ever have imagined, Sue will discover just how much trauma and fright the human body is capable of absorbing. Set over the course of a single night, Chasing the Dead is a fast-paced, ferociously tense supernatural thriller. With the skill of masters like Dean Koontz and David Morrell, Joe Schreiber has created a tableau of shock and horror, death and destruction, that will draw you in and never let you go. "From the Hardcover edition."

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Supernatural: The Unholy Cause Mass Market Paperback

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Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick (Electric Monkey) (Paperback) - Common

(Perry just wants to gig with his band in the Big Apple, b...)

Perry just wants to gig with his band in the Big Apple, but his mother wants him to take his quiet, geeky Lithuanian exchange student, Gobi, to the dance instead. The night ahead looks pretty dull... right up to the point where the shooting, car chases, capturing, torturing, and helicopter rescuing kicks in.

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