Background
Joey Green was born on May 26, 1958 in Miami, Florida, United States, to Robert Morris and Barbara Sandra Green.
Ithaca, New York, 14850, United States
Joey graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree from Cornell University in 1980.
(An illustrated retrospective of America's favorite prime-...)
An illustrated retrospective of America's favorite prime-time television musical family provides inside details on the creation of the series, profiles of cast members, trivia, and a complete guide to all ninety-six episodes of The Partridge Family.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060950757/?tag=2022091-20
1994
(Does The Wizard of Oz touch a spiritual chord in each one...)
Does The Wizard of Oz touch a spiritual chord in each one of us because it has a certain Zen to it? Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, is clearly a Zen Master. She sets Dorothy on the Yellow Brick Road to spiritual enlightenment. When Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion let go of their conscious yearning and free their minds to function spontaneously and inharmony with the cosmos, brains, heart, and courage flow easily and effortlessly. Ultimately, Dorothy attains satori, the Zen experience of "awakening." She finds her true Self, her higher consciousness, her ultimate Oneness with the cosmos-and her home.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1580630200/?tag=2022091-20
1998
(You've hit the golden years, but it feels more like the T...)
You've hit the golden years, but it feels more like the Twilight Zone. You receive birthday cards from funeral homes. You need three pairs of glasses to get through the morning paper. Your old friends are dropping like flies. On a good day, nothing hurts until your medication wears off. Well, fear not. You're not alone: senior citizens are the fastest-growing segment of the population. You haven't lost your marbles. You're simply having a few Senior Moments. As a public service comes this book-in large print for your convenience-to reassure you that you haven't gone senile. You're simply experiencing a second childhood.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743226968/?tag=2022091-20
2002
(Just graduated with no prospects whatsoever? Been fired f...)
Just graduated with no prospects whatsoever? Been fired from your job? Rejected from a snazzy college? Looking for that next big break but coming up empty handed? Fear not, you’re in excellent company . . .  • Albert Einstein failed the entrance exams to the Swiss Polytechnic Institute. • J. K. Rowling lived on welfare in an apartment infested with mice. •Â
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0977259021/?tag=2022091-20
2007
(The follow-up to Polish Your Furniture with Panty House o...)
The follow-up to Polish Your Furniture with Panty House offers hundreds of novel, useful, and often wacky uses for brand-name products around the house, along with product trivia and how they got their names.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0786882085/?tag=2022091-20
(A guide to the comedy series about the misadventures of M...)
A guide to the comedy series about the misadventures of Maxwell Smart. Written in the format of a spy manual for control agents , this includes scripts and photographs from the show, as well as information on control and kaos agents, control passwords, order forms for spy supplies and more. There are interviews with cast members, including Barbara Feldon, and creators Mel Brooks and Buck Henry.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0020327951/?tag=2022091-20
(An entertaining and practical guide that offers a behind-...)
An entertaining and practical guide that offers a behind-the-scenes look at more than forty of America's favorite brand-name products discusses their history and inventors, how they got their names, and the offbeat ways in which they can be used.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0786881089/?tag=2022091-20
(In Selling Out, author Joey Green has taken the voices of...)
In Selling Out, author Joey Green has taken the voices of famous writers past and present - from Nathaniel Hawthorne to e. e. cummings, Jane Austen to Erica Jong - and fashioned their words into the ad campaigns they might have written if their prose pushed brand-name products. Sure to raise a chuckle from anyone who ever watched television commercials, as well as from those slightly familiar with classic literature, Selling Out is a hysterical look at what our most famous authors might have written if they'd sold their souls to advertising. For this revised and expanded second edition, Green added another fifteen parodies, bringing the total to fifty unforgettable ad campaigns, including William Blake's "Tony Tiger," Franz Kafka's "Raid Kills Bugs Dead," John Updike's "Rabbit Keeps Going and Going," and George Orwell's "The Un-Cola."
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0977259056/?tag=2022091-20
(Everyone loves popular biography, especially when served ...)
Everyone loves popular biography, especially when served up in concentrated, fact-filled listings, each one enhanced by an eye-catching photograph. How They Met tells the entertaining and often enlightening stories of all those twosomes for whom the total was much more than the sum of their parts. It's an irresistibly insightful celebration of the icons of entertainment, business, and more--from Mick Jagger and Keith Richards to Ben and Jerry. Everyone loves popular biography, especially when served up in concentrated, fact-filled listings, each one enhanced by an eye-catching photograph. How They Met tells the entertaining and often enlightening stories of all those twosomes for whom the total was much more than the sum of their parts. It's an irresistibly insightful celebration of the icons of entertainment, business, and more-from Mick Jagger and Keith Richards to Ben and Jerry.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1579123279/?tag=2022091-20
Joey Green was born on May 26, 1958 in Miami, Florida, United States, to Robert Morris and Barbara Sandra Green.
Joey graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree from Cornell University in 1980.
Joey began his career in Cornell Lunatic, Ithaca, NY as an editor in 1978-80. He became an contributing editor in National Lampoon, New York City. In 1985 he became a contributing editor in Spy Magazine, New York City. He was a copywriter in J. Walter Thompson (advertising agency), New York City in 1983-85. In 1990 he became a copywriter in Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista.
One of Green's first books, Hellbent on Insanity, is a compilations of spoofs. A decade later, in 1993, Green presented his humor in a more directed fashion with The Get Smart Handbook, "a thorough and hilarious handbook" covering many details involved with the classic television show Get Smart. In two more recent books, Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose: And Hundreds of Off-Beat Uses for Brand-Name Products and Paint Your House with Powdered Milk, Green focuses his talents in improvisation and humor on the alternative uses of name-brand products, telling readers the wacky ways common products can "help clean up and organize a household," in the words of a Publishers Weekly reviewer.
(An illustrated retrospective of America's favorite prime-...)
1994(An entertaining and practical guide that offers a behind-...)
(The follow-up to Polish Your Furniture with Panty House o...)
(Just graduated with no prospects whatsoever? Been fired f...)
2007(Does The Wizard of Oz touch a spiritual chord in each one...)
1998(Everyone loves popular biography, especially when served ...)
(Working as a Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, Ziggy demonstr...)
1998(In Selling Out, author Joey Green has taken the voices of...)
(At long last, the Spam Guy and the Duct Tape Guy have tea...)
(A guide to the comedy series about the misadventures of M...)
(You've hit the golden years, but it feels more like the T...)
2002Joey has a democratic political views.
Joey is fond of alpine skiing, adventure travel and model railroading.
Joey married Deborah Ann White on September 7, 1987. They have two daughters: Ashley and Julia.