Background
Bolton, Martha O. was born on September 1, 1951 in Searcy, Arkansas, United States. Daughter of Lonnie Leon and Eunice Dolores Ferren.
(Jeff Allen says, "Some days all we want to do is butter o...)
Jeff Allen says, "Some days all we want to do is butter our waffle. But life doesn’t always cooperate." My Life as a Bystander is about these kind of days. Jeff also adds, "It’s also about trying to decode the secret code of women. It’s about grandparents who buy your three-year-old a BB gun. And it’s about arguments over cheese." Sound familiar? As one who has been married for over two decades and has raised sons, Jeff feels he has something to say on the subject. As a comedian, it’s usually something funny. And it is always interesting, maybe even a little profound.
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("La autora, Martha Bolton, con un espíritu perspicaz, mad...)
"La autora, Martha Bolton, con un espíritu perspicaz, maduro y divertido nos presenta en esta colección una serie de comedias y monólogos cortos, atractivos e inspiradores, que hacen posible que las historias de la Biblia cobren vida al ser leídas o representadas. Cada obra está adecuada para presentarse tanto dentro como fuera de la iglesia. Los manuscristos están enfocados a audiencias de jóvenes y adultos.48 paginas.
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(The men are on one side. The women on the other. ...)
The men are on one side. The women on the other. They're ready -- they're set -- they're off!... Well...maybe not. Seasoned comedy writers Martha Bolton and Brad Dickson take an unconventional, refreshing look at the over-forty race to the Fountain of Youth. Instead of heaping on the pressure to exercise more, eat less, manage your time, and save all your money for retirement, Bolton and Dickson offer a take-it-easy approach to aging with chapters like: € If Menopausal Women Ruled the World € How to Calculate Your Real Age € I Am Woman, Where'd I Go? € Desperate Grandmas € He Died of What? € Gimme a Head with Hair Filled with gentle encouragement and rolling humor, Race You to the Fountain of Youth will remind you to focus on the things that truly matter -- contentment, personal growth, faith, and joy. Relevant, real, and always funny, this look at the better half of life doesn't ask you to change one thing about yourself -- except maybe to laugh a bit more and worry a bit less.
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(Lillenas Publications). Watch the Bible come to life with these delightfully funny sketches and monologues taken from familiar biblical narratives. Written with great humor and charm, these 16 scripts are always in good taste and contain pointed truths recognizable to everyone. Each piece will be appropriate for audiences inside the church and out. Martha Bolton's commitment is evident in each sketch's message. Performance time: 5-10 minutes each.
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(A worthy successor to Martha’s popular These Truths Are M...)
A worthy successor to Martha’s popular These Truths Are Made for Walking. Again, these sketches are a bit longer than her original format, and each has a strong central message.
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((Lillenas Publications). Because the Christmas season cal...)
(Lillenas Publications). Because the Christmas season calendar is so full of activity including events that are more secular in nature, Martha Bolton's Tangled in the Tinsel continues to be an annual best seller. The nineteen 5- to 10-minute scripts in this collection represent the "fun" side of Christmas from the mall parking lot to the Sunday School pageant and the annual gift exchange. All phases of "our favorite time of the year" are represented. Ideal for program planners, and useful for almost any social Christmas event. Also fun to read makes a good gift!
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(Martha Bolton will have husbands and wives laughing at ea...)
Martha Bolton will have husbands and wives laughing at each other, themselves, and the sometimes zany institution of marriage with her new book. I Love You . . . Still takes aim at the humorous aspects of wedded bliss (at least Martha has found humor in them!). Each entry begins with a Scripture verse, followed by a comedy sketch on a theme common in most marriages, discussion questions, and a "Love Note." Chapters include: Shall We Gather at the Thermostat Is That What I Said? I've Grown Accustomed to Your Clutter 'Til Debt Do Us Part Planting Time Yes, there are definitely sticky issues when two people share lives, homes, kids, pets, and a broken air conditioner. But as Martha so joyously affirms on every page, I Love You . . . Still is for "lovers everywhere who have learned that the happiest married couples aren't those who have never seen trouble, but those who have kept their focus on the flowers while laughing at the thorns."
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(With all the funny-bone-tickling humor audiences and dire...)
With all the funny-bone-tickling humor audiences and directors have come to expect, Martha adds the dimension of strong spiritual insights in scripts that are a bit longer than usual. This provides an even greater opportunity to deliver an easy-to receive Christian message. The 13 sketches will be welcome additions to worship services, sermons, devotional times, and program events of every kind. All require small casts with few, if any, props.
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(A collection of funny stories and enlightening illustrati...)
A collection of funny stories and enlightening illustrations for busy pastors and sheer entertainment for curious church members. Using witty comedy, Bolton and Toler offer keen insight and a unique understanding of church problems and the relationship between pastors and the people in the pew. Bolton and Toler tackle issues in a lighthearted but direct manner. Their hilarious "Top Ten" lists will lighten up a tense business meeting or make the weekly church bulletin more readable. The book is not only delightful to read, but is is alos filled with practical wisdom. The writing styles of Bolton and Toler complement each other, and the result is an entertaining and informative handbook that creatively deals with contemporary church life.
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(Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not the...)
Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she's growing her own turtle neck, she'll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about.
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(Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older...)
Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older nail what everyone feels but can't express. "Who Put All This Sand in My Hourglass Figure," "When I Am Old I Shall Be Purple," and "Allow Me to Repeat Myself...Again" are just a few of the topics her fans--both new and old--will be laughing at as they nod in agreement. To complete her memorable recipe, Martha mixes in an ample sampling of poignant, touching stories, reminding readers what life is about and what is truly important.
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(Here is a Bolton monologue collection for everyone’s perf...)
Here is a Bolton monologue collection for everyone’s performance library that includes modern characters and biblical ones. You’ll find that the subjects range from church situations to family issues. The book features many monologues that can be performed by a male or female.
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(Here is another Bolton collection of dramatic sketches th...)
Here is another Bolton collection of dramatic sketches that pullout all the humor stops. Each looks at some phase of church life with its funny bone fully exposed. The situations, whether in dialogue or monologue, will cause audience members to exclaim, ’Isn’t that so!’ Subject matter covers all the human side of church life; from the mad dash to get there on time to feelings of culinary inferiority at a potluck dinner. The 12 scripts need few props and no scenery.
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(There's nothing like a sense of humor to make the journey...)
There's nothing like a sense of humor to make the journey easier. These hilarious, side-splitting stories from Bolton's own life show how God (and a good sense of humor) can get us through any crisis. This is a book for anyone who loves to laugh. And an
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(A three-month devotional based on the Gospel of Matthew, ...)
A three-month devotional based on the Gospel of Matthew, providing for each day a short devotion, thoughts to ponder, a Bumper Sticker for the Day, a Scripture to Stand On, and a brief prayer.
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((Lillenas Publications). Following her successful line of...)
(Lillenas Publications). Following her successful line of short, humorous sketches and monologues, Martha Bolton strikes home again. This collection showcases 18 new scripts based on Bible stories. As always, Bolton provides great entertainment in a variety of settings. Her knack for pointed, witty dialogue, gags, and puns will keep teens and adults in stitches. All require small casts with little or no props. Use in a variety of settings including services, special programs, or put several together for a revue. Sketches run 5 to 10 minutes in length.
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Bolton, Martha O. was born on September 1, 1951 in Searcy, Arkansas, United States. Daughter of Lonnie Leon and Eunice Dolores Ferren.
Graduated from the high school, Reseda, California.
Freelance writer for various comedians, 1975-1986; newspaper columnist, Simi Valley Enterprise, Simi, California, 1979-1987; staff writer, Bob Hope, since 1986; staff writer, The Mark and Kathy Show, 1995-1996.
("La autora, Martha Bolton, con un espíritu perspicaz, mad...)
(Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not the...)
(A three-month devotional based on the Gospel of Matthew, ...)
(With all the funny-bone-tickling humor audiences and dire...)
(Martha Bolton will have husbands and wives laughing at ea...)
(Presents a collection of humorous monologues divided into...)
(A collection of funny stories and enlightening illustrati...)
(Here is a Bolton monologue collection for everyone’s perf...)
(The author has written for such Christian artists as Mark...)
(When Piper the mouse sneaks into the circus and "borrows"...)
(Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older...)
(Here is another Bolton collection of dramatic sketches th...)
(A worthy successor to Martha’s popular These Truths Are M...)
(Jeff Allen says, "Some days all we want to do is butter o...)
(There's nothing like a sense of humor to make the journey...)
(Talk About Hope: Two Bob Hope Writers Trade Stories)
(Three hilarious classics in one binding!)
(The men are on one side. The women on the other. ...)
((Lillenas Publications). Watch the Bible come to life wit...)
((Lillenas Publications). Because the Christmas season cal...)
((Lillenas Publications). Following her successful line of...)
President Vista Elementary School Parent-Teachers Association, Simi, 1980-1981. Member American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers, NATAS, National League American Pen Women (president Simi Valley branch 1984-1986, 96-98, Woman of Achievement award 1984, Pen Woman of Year award 1995, president 1996-1998), Writers Guild American West.$d c. Children's Book Writers.
Married Russell Norman Bolton, April 17, 1970. Children: Russell Norman II, Matthew David, Anthony Shane.