Education
Colton attended Newton North High School, where he wrote a humor column for the student newspaper. He graduated from Harvard University, where he was an editor at both the Harvard Lampoon and the Harvard Crimson.
Colton attended Newton North High School, where he wrote a humor column for the student newspaper. He graduated from Harvard University, where he was an editor at both the Harvard Lampoon and the Harvard Crimson.
With John Aboud, he was a regular commentator on Best Week Ever and other Video Hits One shows, including I Love the "80s. With Aboud, Colton has written the movies The Penguins of Madagascar and The Comebacks. They have also written for the television shows Allen Gregory, Sit Down, Shut Up, Childrens Hospital, Newsreaders, and Leverage.
In the late 1990s, Colton was a journalist at The Washington Post.
He has also written for The New York Times Magazine, the Los Angeles Times, The Boston Globe, Newsweek, The New York Observer, the Washington City Paper, Brill"s Content, and McSweeney"son During the Writers Guild of America strike of 2007–2008, Colton and Aboud created the website AMPTP.com, a parody of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Producers" official website, AMPTP.org.
From 2000 to 2003, Colton and Aboud ran Modern Humorist, an entertainment company based in Brooklyn, New York best known for its online magazine. Colton scored a 1600 on the SAT and was a contributor to an SAT guidebook entitled "Up Your Score: The Underground Guide to the SAT.".