Illusia

(Carol Michaels is a struggling freshman. She feels out of...)

Carol Michaels is a struggling freshman. She feels out of place. She misses her boyfriend. And she hates being on the soccer team since her best friend quit and bossy Jenny Jenson became captain. Life is hard. Then a strange video game arrives in the mail. From the moment she and her brother Josh begin to play, something doesn't feel right. Suddenly, lightning explodes in their living room. Before they can wonder if their parents will ground them, they find themselves inside the game! Carol and Josh enter a world where a sorceress conjures hot dogs for lunch, pigots work for the bad guy, and there are giant scary things worse than Jenny Jenson. Or are there?

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The Blue-Haired Bombshell (Daw Books Collectors)

(The world's last freelance detective, Zach Johnson, must ...)

The world's last freelance detective, Zach Johnson, must find the assassin who murdered Sexy Sprocket and two other members of the World Council. His investigation leads him to the Moon-and to a tall, sensuous, blue-haired beauty named Lea who possesses psychic powers, and powerful ambitions...

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Nuclear Bombshell 4: The Frost-Haired Vixen

(In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelanc...)

In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet-solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini skirt clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the Holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the ""happiest, safest place on Earth,"" mass panic is sure to ensue-and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his A.I. companion wired directly to his brain-yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.

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Stormy Knight: Prom Queen of the Undead

(High school is never easy--homework, peer pressure, datin...)

High school is never easy--homework, peer pressure, dating--and that is no exception for the students at Littleton High; especially one student in particular named Stormy Knight who's a half vampire queen and half mortal being struggling to find her place in the human world. Overall, Stormy thinks she's doing a pretty decent job of fitting in, at least until the undead begin popping up around her school and her mom, Candi the Vampire Queen (who enjoys eating ghosts way too much), suddenly decides to start dropping into her life too. With all of the chaos that ensues, Stormy soon realizes that it's up to her and her friends, Marco and Corey, to figure out who's bringing back the dead-but will Stormy, blessed with super-human powers, be able to decide between what's right and what she's willing to sacrifice soon enough to stop the ghosts before they take over the world?!

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The Couple's Guide to Pregnancy & Beyond: He Says, She Says

(For couples interested in making the most out of this tea...)

For couples interested in making the most out of this team project, "The Couple’s Guide to Pregnancy & Beyond: He Says, She Says" offers parents-to-be of all ages hip, gender-specific perspectives about a full range of issues and concerns that both men and women face when it comes to pregnancy. Each informative chapter contains an introduction, a section written from “She to He,” a section written from “He to She,” and concludes with a bit of “banter between the sexes” that is designed to address some of the most commonly asked questions. Also featured throughout is the sage medical advice of Dr. Joanne Hessney who provides even more information about pregnancy from a clinical perspective.

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Nuclear Bombshell 6: The Flaxen Femme Fatale

(The last freelance P.I. on earth, Zach Johnson has been h...)

The last freelance P.I. on earth, Zach Johnson has been hired to track down a young beauty who happens to be a deadly secret weapon for the World Council. Figuring girls just want to have fun, he follows Natasha to various vacation destinations, but she eludes him, leaving a trail of destruction in her wake. Zach, however, isnt surprised to discover that things arent what they seem, and to save the world, hes going to have to find a way to team up with the woman hes supposed to destroy...

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The Flaxen Femme Fatale

(Great book!)

Great book!

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Nuclear Bombshell 3: The Radioactive Redhead

(It is the year 2057, and the last freelance private detec...)

It is the year 2057, and the last freelance private detective, partnered with an experimental A.I. named Harv, has a new case to solve involving androids, future tech wizards, out-of-control artificial intelligences, and futuristic mayhem. With danger dodging his heels at every turn, private investigator Zachary Nixon Johnson, while protecting Sexy Sprockets, a talentless redheaded teen media superstar, from terrorists, finds himself at the mercy of three psionic, superhuman dominatrices bent on world domination.

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The Radioactive Redhead (Daw Science Fiction)

(It is the year 2057, and the last freelance private detec...)

It is the year 2057, and the last freelance private detective, partnered with an experimental A.I. named Harv, has a new case to solve involving androids, future tech wizards, out-of-control artificial intelligences, and futuristic mayhem.

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Hardly Working: A Working Daze Treasury

(The first-ever compilation of strips from author John Zak...)

The first-ever compilation of strips from author John Zakour and artist Scott Roberts, “Hardly Working: A Working Daze Treasury” includes three-hundred handpicked favorites plus some never seen before surprises. "Working Daze" is a daily, syndicated comic strip that features a colorful team of geeks and clueless management types trapped at the wanna-be software giant MacroMicroMedia. Characters include Vice-President Rita McMann, who will try anything to make a little money (though her ideas usually don't pay out), and the underpaid and overworked Dana Powers, who uses her cosmic office manager's powers to keep everything running. Other popular personalities are the veteran programmer Ed Kennedy, who sleeps all day; engineer Roy Hobbs and techie girlfriend, Kathy Moon—two proud geeks made for each other; and everyman Jay Johnstone, a guy that never knows when to keep his opinions to himself—all of which are the makings for one hilarious fun read!

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Hardly Working: A Working Daze Treasury by John Zakour (2013-01-07)

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The Blue-Haired Bombshell by John Zakour (2007-12-04)

(Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include compa...)

Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include companion materials, may have some shelf wear, may contain highlighting/notes, may not include CDs or access codes. 100% money back guarantee.

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The Doomsday Brunette

(The hilarious sequel to The plutonium Blonde. In the y...)

The hilarious sequel to The plutonium Blonde. In the year 2057, the last freelance private investigator, partnered with an experimental A.I. named Harv, solves cases involving androids, future tech wizards, and all sorts of mayhem...

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The Frost-Haired Vixen by John Zakour (2006-12-05)

(Will be shipped from US. Brand new copy.)

Will be shipped from US. Brand new copy.

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The Plutonium Blonde (Daw Book Collectors)

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Nuclear Bombshell 5: The Blue-Haired Bombshell

(The world's last freelance detective, Zach Johnson, must ...)

The world's last freelance detective, Zach Johnson, must find the assassin who murdered Sexy Sprocket and two other members of the World Council. His investigation leads him to the Moon-and to a tall, sensuous, blue-haired beauty named Lea who possesses psychic powers, and powerful ambitions...

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Dangerous Dames: The Plutonium Blonde, The Doomsday Brunette

(Two science fiction stories written from the perspective ...)

Two science fiction stories written from the perspective of free-lance private investigator Zachory Nixon Johnson. Set in the year 2057 after history-changing extraterrestrial contacts, and pop-cuture disasters the world is now a pretty safe place. Read the story of The Plutonium Blonde about B.B. Starr, the ex-exotic dancer who is the CEO of ExShell, the largest corporation on the planet who hires Zachary to locate and disable her replica, BB-2. Next, read the story of The Doomsday Brunette who is Ona Thompson one of four sisters who were created by super-charged DNA to be stronger, smarter, more beautiful, and more everything than the average human.

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(Working Daze 2.0 : Managers and Other Unnatural Disasters) By (author) John Zakour published on (November, 2005)

(This book is mostly cartoons from the comic panel Working...)

This book is mostly cartoons from the comic panel Working Daze. Working Daze is syndicated in a few lucky papers and over the web by United Media. We call this book an extended cartoon collection because it also adds a few witticisms and handy hints here and there, just to be different. Working Daze highlights (well, mostly skews) the trials and tribulations we all go through in our daily work lives when dealing with a group of individuals and a corporate 'mind set.' It doesn't take place in your office, but sometimes you swear it does. This book was inspired by managers and management everywhere. If you've ever been managed by anybody or managed anybody, you should be able to relate to it. Managers aren't inheritably evil, though they often appear that way -- it just happens that managers are usually more clueless and helpless than anything else. When life gets tough, sometimes our only defense is to sit back, relax, and laugh at it a little. That's where these cartoons come in; hopefully they will give you a little laugh or a smile -- maybe even make you say to yourself: Yep, that's how it works!

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Nuclear Bombshell 2 The Doomsday Brunette

(In the year 2057, the last freelance private investigator...)

In the year 2057, the last freelance private investigator, partnered with an experimental A.I. named Harv, solves cases involving androids, future tech wizards, and all sorts of mayhem... When Ona Thompson, a genetically altered superwoman, media darling, and one of the indestructible Thompson Quads, discovers her sister's murdered body, a freelance private investigator who is wired to an experimental A.I. named HARV comes to the rescue.

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Dangerous Dames: The Plutonium Blonde/The Doomsday Brunette by John Zakour (2008-04-06)

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The Plutonium Blonde (Daw Book Collectors) by John Zakour (2001-09-01)

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The Frost-Haired Vixen

(The hilarious futuristic follow-up to The Plutonium Blond...)

The hilarious futuristic follow-up to The Plutonium Blonde, The Doomsday Brunette, and The Radioactive Redhead. In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet-solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini skirt clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the Holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the "happiest, safest place on Earth," mass panic is sure to ensue-and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his A.I. companion wired directly to his brain-yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0756403979/?tag=2022091-20

Nuclear Bombshell 1 The Plutonium Blonde

(I AM THE LAST FREE-LANCE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR ON EARTH. M...)

I AM THE LAST FREE-LANCE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR ON EARTH. My name is Zachary Nixon Johnson. The year is 2057 and, after a handful of species-altering upheavals, Earth-shattering cataclysms, history-changing extraterrestrial contacts, and pop-culture disasters, the world is now a pretty safe place. But, of course, as in times past, people still run the shades-of-gray gamut from good to evil. There are still cops and robbers, saints and sinners, voters and politicians. And every once in a while some crazy thing happens that threatens all of society, all of humanity, even the entire space-time continuum. And for some reason it always happens on my watch. So when B. B. Starr, the ex-exotic dancer who is now the CEO of ExShell, the largest corporation on the planet, hires me for a particularly sensitive assignment, I naturally expect the worst. After all, B. B. Starr is one of the richest and most powerful people on Earth--why does she need me? But even with the help of HARV--my annoyingly precise holographic assistant, who's the most intelligent computer on Earth--implanted directly into my brain (don't ask), this assignment sounds like more than I can handle. For B. B. Starr wants me to locate and disable BB-2, an android replica of B. B. herself. An android with a plutonium core, 160 times stronger, 176 times more durable, 200 times faster, with senses far more acute, and a vastly higher IQ than normal carbon-based humans. How can I hope to find and deactivate a bad-attitude, hell-bent, nuclear-powered, super android that looks like an exotic dancer and might even be smarter than HARV?

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