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Jeff Burk was born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
(William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner! After...)
William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner! After the apocalypse, three Star Trek fans and their morbidly obese cat embark on a quest to save their beloved idol, the one and only William Shatner, from the hostile world America has become. But their journey will not be easy, for the wasteland is filled with cannibal cults, Klingon biker gangs, Zombie Borg, and all manner of mutant creatures. And once they arrive at their destination, they discover that William Shatner has been transformed into Shatzilla - a giant 100-story radioactive monster hell-bent on destroying all of Los Angeles. Now instead of saving Shatner from this new apocalyptic world, these three fans must save the world from this new apocalyptic Shatner. If only there was another giant monster who could take him down... From the author who brought you the cult hit Shatnerquake, comes another Shat-tastic sci-fi comedy that proves once and for all that there actually is something even bigger than William Shatner's ego. And it is... William Shatner!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1621050874/?tag=2022091-20
(Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the...)
Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the fuck out of your city? Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined. You can choose to be a lone scientist trapped in a secret government lab on a remote island swarming with monstrous killer insects, a badass punk rock chick with a green mohawk caught in a bar room brawl as the city goes up in flames around her, or a desk jockey forced to endure tedious office duties while his building is being attacked by a gargantuan centipede with claws the size of sports utility vehicles. Which character will you become? To become the scientist, turn to page 149. To become the punk chick, turn to page 11. To become the office drone, turn to page 77. But choose wisely! You might conquer a fleet of alien saucers with the help of a high-flying monster-slicing super cat or drown in a giant monster's pool of sperm as it butt-fucks your office building. What will happen next? That's up to you! When the story hits a fork in the road, you get to choose which path to take. The ending will always be different depending on your decisions. Not only that, you can read this book over and over again for a new experience every time!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B018M3BJWO/?tag=2022091-20
(The premier magazine of the bizarro genre. Issue eight fe...)
The premier magazine of the bizarro genre. Issue eight features the novella "Hotel Brain" by Paul Ash, short fiction by Marc Levinthal, Kirsten Alene, Jeff Burk, and Tiffany Scandal, comics by Andrew Goldfarb and S.C.A.R., articles by Brian Keene, Nate Southard, Gabino Iglesias, Patrick Wensink, Tracy Vanity, and David W. Barbee, a spotlight on author Andersen Prunty, reviews, and more!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1621050866/?tag=2022091-20
(Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the...)
Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the fuck out of your city? Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined. You can choose to be a lone scientist trapped in a secret government lab on a remote island swarming with monstrous killer insects, a badass punk rock chick with a green mohawk caught in a bar room brawl as the city goes up in flames around her, or a desk jockey forced to endure tedious office duties while his building is being attacked by a gargantuan centipede with claws the size of sports utility vehicles. Which character will you become? To become the scientist, turn to page 149. To become the punk chick, turn to page 11. To become the office drone, turn to page 77. But choose wisely! You might conquer a fleet of alien saucers with the help of a high-flying monster-slicing super cat or drown in a giant monster's pool of sperm as it butt-fucks your office building. What will happen next? That's up to you! When the story hits a fork in the road, you get to choose which path to take. The ending will always be different depending on your decisions. Not only that, you can read this book over and over again for a new experience every time!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1933929960/?tag=2022091-20
(After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCo...)
After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCon, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner. Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Priceline Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Rescue 9-1-1 Shatner, singer Shatner, and many more. No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no red shirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a light saber. But these Shatner- clones are about to learn a hard lesson . . . that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1933929820/?tag=2022091-20
(Part man. Part wolf. 100% crippled. Welcome to Fetish F...)
Part man. Part wolf. 100% crippled. Welcome to Fetish Flights, the only airline where BDSM flight attendants service your every need. Aboard a red-eye flight from Tokyo, Japan to Portland, Oregon, a disabled Vietnam vet is harboring a secret. Every full moon he turns into a ravenous killing machine. When he transforms mid-flight and slaughters most of the passengers and crew, a Japanese punk band, a limbless superhero, a Muslim terrorist, and two stoner pilots must fight to stay alive until they reach land. In the spirit of Snakes on a Plane and Tokyo Gore Police, Cripple Wolf is a hilarious, perverted, and hyper-violent ride for fans of video games, comic books and trash culture. This collection includes six additional stories: Punk Rock Nursing Home, Adrift with Space Badgers, Cook for Your Life, Just Another Day in the Park, Frosty and the Full Monty, and House of Cats. " From the twisted author who penned SHATNERQUAKE, HIPSTER HUNTER, and SUPER GIANT MONSTER TIME! and the publishing house that brought you THE HAUNTED VAGINA, comes this hyper-violent, hilarious collection of absurd shorts that will startle, entertain, and undoubtedly offend. Warning: a sense of humor is absolutely required to enjoy tales about a werewolf in a wheelchair, and S&M airline, and badgers from outer space." - Jessa Sobczuk, Rue Morgue Magazine # 119
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1936383861/?tag=2022091-20
Jeff Burk was born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
He attended the Indiana University of Pennsylvania where he studied political science, sociology, and history.
His writing is characterized by the use of humor mixed with extreme violence and gore. In 2008 he moved to Portland, Oregon where he became involved in the Bizarro fiction literary movement. Burk is best known for his short novel Shatnerquake which is about the actor William Shatner battling the various fictional characters he has played over the years.
The book was widely praised by a variety of media outlets including The Guardian, Boing Boing, and The Portland Mercury.
The book has been held up as an example of how independent publishing and internet marketing can reach new audiences. On March 1, 2010, his second book, Super Giant Monster Time!, was released.
He is the editor-in-chief of The Magazine of Bizarro, a quarterly print magazine dedicated to publishing "the very best of the Bizarro genre." He is also the head editor of Deadite Press, Eraserhead Press" cult horror imprint. While attending the Indiana University of Pennsylvania, Burk became heavily involved in political activism.
He has been quoted in a numbered of national news sources regarding his political work, including the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, Fort Collins Now, and others
Burk is an advocate for the liberalization of copyright laws and a supporter of file-sharing. He has offered his books and magazines for free download via his website and has leaked his work to various P2P outlets (most notably torrent sites). In response to making his work available for free he said: The internet has allowed us all so many opportunities to share with each other.
To resist this is to resist the future.
Others may attempt to block this forward progression with lawsuits and file protection. I, instead, want to do what I can to contribute to this wonderful digital community.
(Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the...)
(Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the...)
(After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCo...)
(The premier magazine of the bizarro genre. Issue eight fe...)
(William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner! After...)
(Part man. Part wolf. 100% crippled. Welcome to Fetish F...)
His actions were focused on the issues of anti-war, feminism, LGBT rights, worker"s rights, and drug law reform.